A milk woman is just your basic blonde weeb. If you wondering why she is a milk woman you will know when you let her in your house cos she will guzzle all the milk you have in your fridge. But she proffers light milk.
Mum: why is all the milk gone?
Child: oh i let the milk woman in the house
Mum: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THAT WAS 15 LITRES OF MILK
Child: oh i let the milk woman in the house
Mum: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THAT WAS 15 LITRES OF MILK
by seagullEve January 6, 2021
Get the Milk Womanmug. My friend had me drive to the bar because she had plans to meet up with a guy she knows I dont like at all. This guy is such a creep I couldn't leave her alone with him and she knew I wouldn't. I was woman trapped.
by Shannd March 27, 2019
Get the Woman trapmug. by Mootiza October 4, 2022
Get the Woman repellentmug. The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 9, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Womanmug. "I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
Get the explaining to a womanmug. by Burbergirl March 4, 2016
Get the Ham Womanmug. by Boatsandhoess November 24, 2021
Get the Godless womanmug.