When you blow cigerrate, cigar, or vapor smoke into a girls vagina and then stick your penis and not let any smoke come out. Then you fuck her letting out little bits of smoke to resemble steam coming out of a train. This action can be done multiple times
Bro my girl loves trains and in bed last night, she taught me how the Texas Steam Train. I feel like a train conductor now.
by Dr.Doctors March 23, 2015
The art of making long trails of shit on your partners chest and then smearing them all over while fucking them in the ear.
by shitstainboyinbootcamp June 27, 2011
From a Bud Light commercial.
An appearance of being in early and late to leave work, by placing an object on your desk that makes it appear you are there.
For example, when you sneak out of work early, but leave your laptop on on your desk and overnight. It looks like you stayed late and were in meetings all day, and the following day you came in nice and early.
An appearance of being in early and late to leave work, by placing an object on your desk that makes it appear you are there.
For example, when you sneak out of work early, but leave your laptop on on your desk and overnight. It looks like you stayed late and were in meetings all day, and the following day you came in nice and early.
Golf at 3:30 on a Tuesday? My boss is been riding my ass all week, I'd better leave a steaming cup of coffee on my desk. I'll meet you guys at 3:15.
by jiggerbigger003 April 23, 2010
by AfroKenny January 08, 2008
A California Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop.
If you want you can shove a Twinkie up her butt.
If you want you can shove a Twinkie up her butt.
California Steam Rollers are fun but smelly.
"Did you remember the Twinkie Tonight?"
"Why are we gonna California Steam Roll?"
"Did you remember the Twinkie Tonight?"
"Why are we gonna California Steam Roll?"
by TrevorSeanKai April 12, 2010
Thailas dick
by Christiangvez December 12, 2013
This worldwide favorite involves opening up a girl's vagina and pooping in it. Then proceed to go to town. Once you cum all over that bitch's, have her quief it out.
by Waldo Poopy February 01, 2009