Smurf-Pegging

A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.

"John, why is your wife blue?"
"Oh, yeah. We did some smurf-pegging last night."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Smurf

the race Ryuu belongs to

Ryuu is the smurf village chief

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Smurfing

When you snort blue adderall and your nose and mucus become completely blue in the process.

Smurfing - We ran out of blow and started smurfing the addy to hold us over.

by Chelsnels December 21, 2019

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

smurf

trashy drag queen speak for disgusting person!

Such as "he is such a torn smurf"
*or*
Dont let that smurfy looking girl come near me.

by punkybluestar May 13, 2005

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

Smurf Ball

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.

Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.

by Demnar November 12, 2010