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salty pelican

When during intercourse on a beach or sand covered area, after being sufficiently lubricated, the male pulls out and rolls his member in sand before re-entry.
"So I heard Big Hungry Joe gave Sally Struthers the salty pelican last night!"
by Ed Cigar December 13, 2009
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Salty Pirate

A girl is giving you head, and right before you cum, you pull your dick out and squirt it in her eye so she is blinded. Then, when she stands up, you kick her as hard as you can in the shin so she hobbles around like she has a peg leg. GROWL!
I pulled the Salty Pirate on LaFawnda last night; I'm single today.
by BAM -- I'm scene! January 31, 2005
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Salty Pretzel

When you are able to deny something with beyond reasonable plausibility.
Do you think I would nominate a sex act for a team-name? You can call me one Salty Pretzel on that matter.
by A wholesome worker September 16, 2019
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salty shamrock

the taste when you eat out an irish girl that just peed
damn I ate out that irish bitch and she tasted like a salty shamrock
by Veronika December 31, 2007
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salty jig

A black person, or any person, that does not shower at all.
Bob- Tony damn it take a shower you salty jig!

Tony- Sorry, im a shit bag!
by robert a glenson November 24, 2007
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Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is a naan bread with so much salt it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other uses of the phrase Salty Naan is and insult.
“Stop throwing that SALTY NAAN at me”

“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”
by SaltyNaanMemeLord37 July 2, 2018
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Salty Susan

Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.
Salty Susan is so fukin gay she’s basically a unicorn.
by Salty Susan February 3, 2018
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