Rip-off

A cheap circumcision. It results in not having a penis at all. It was NOT worth the money.

Skip: So is that why you don’t have a penis?
A person named Larry: Yeah! Was a rip-off!
Skip: You look uncomfortable, should we end this conversation and play Portal Co-op?
Larry: fuck yeah

by Skip Komarov February 24, 2022

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Rip the Rod

Fishing

Nigga let’s rip the rod

by JoeMarks June 15, 2019

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ripping pish

taking the piss out of someone.

haha Evan it was so funny when you were ripping pish about Maisie snorting.

by maisiessnort July 11, 2017

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rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

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Rip The Stick

When one simply rip's the stick, he is driving his car (preferably a vauxhall corsa with 14yr olds girls as passengers) and by showing off he pulls his hand brake and does a hand brake turn, location is usually tesco car park.

Hey girls , im going to rip the stick!

by Edwardioo June 28, 2016

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