Lobster

This damn lobster.
*sigh*
You know what? Just--just...
Who is it?

Seriously...? Come on. Just. Take responsibility for your problems. We all have that lobster in our life, but
I don't know.
*Ahem.*
Who is it?

by N0ne of your concern December 23, 2022

squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023

lobster brit

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe

im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at

by chuckles899 October 16, 2014

lobster card

The alternative to oyster cards. Can be adapted using marker pen. Put an L at the front of oyster then turn the Y into a B. Because lobsters are way more tough than oysters.

"Can you please top up my lobster card"

by KevinKofta March 13, 2019

Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized

Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!

by Ly iedmna March 6, 2020

Lobster Bussin

When something is hella juicy or flavorful. Whether it is sexual or non sexual.

I need shorty to give me a sampler of that top because dem lips Lobster Bussin.

by Dac_The_Rip March 27, 2021

Spicy Lobster

Where the partner performs a hand-job on a penis using chilli sauce as a lubricant, especially while keeping their hands in a pincer claw shape for maximum authenticity.

"Tony, whatsup bro, you seem to be walking funny?"

"Tarin gave me a Spicy Lobster, last night, hurts like hell now, but totally worth it!"

*High Fives all around*

by Lord Cravensworth March 19, 2025