Goon

Someone who makes moves, and rips.

Did you see Nick dancing with those bad bitches last night? He’s a goon!

by Gangbanging11 February 18, 2019

Goon fuel

A piece of sexually explicit media (pornography, smut literature, sex scenes in movies, sexy celebrities, photos of naked women in general, etc.) that encourages one to engage in the act of gooning, or prolong an existing gooning session in order to increase the pleasurability of an orgasm once you have finished gooning. Alternatively, goon fuel is sexually explicit media that tempts someone with a porn addiction fetish to relapse or masturbate for an excessively long period of time.

Those new sexy photos of Charli xcx in a bikini are pure goon fuel - I'm gonna spend five hours gooning and edging myself to that shit all night!

by Puffyirish November 14, 2025

flicker gooning

flickergooning is basically gooning after a 7 day edging streak( or more depending on what level gooner you are). its called flickergooning because when you finally coom your eyes start flickering from the extreme pleasure

"I want to be flicker gooning after finishing Baki :)"

by lilfaggy333 May 22, 2024

Goon

Verb: Goon(ing)

To chug water from as big as a container as possible, may or may not include, mugs, cups, and other forms of water containers.

Guy1: me and my bro had a gooning competition yesterday!

Guy2: woah! Who won?

Guy1: I did! I chugged a whole bathtub.

Guy2: that’s a lot of water.

by HydrationHayden January 21, 2025

Goon baiting

The act of baiting people into gooning

she was goon baiting me by showing me her boobs

by absolute d1 gooner hengooner August 30, 2025

Moon Gooning

When you are chilling with the natives high on Peyote and your gooning with Buffalo entrails and an Elk skull

Me and Eagle Eye are going to go Moon Gooning with the Natives.

by Elk Skull January 26, 2024

Goon Stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point that you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid"

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

by fapaddict November 26, 2023