Goon stance

The stance every background goon stands in. Stand feet slightly apart with hands folded in front.

You ever notice every background guy in Breaking Bad stands the same way? Yeah man it's the goon stance.

by Flip Janson July 16, 2021

Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

by Remathen July 28, 2021

Goon Scoop

The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.

Yo, nigga i goon scooped my girl last night.
Did it taste like chocolate, I gotta try it!!

by Voizdev August 26, 2021

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

Goon

Well a goon is a bad ass person, someone you want to be like. When I think of goon I think of Le Rue aka Cruz <3

"Wow he's a goon !"

"oh you mean like Le Rue "
"yeah like Cruz "

by Christina Goonin July 7, 2012

goon

somethings that cannot be stopped

Lily goon eating as she is in starvation.

by Tiffani Austin January 3, 2012

goon

someone who is just an idiot and cute at the same time. A goofball who does silly things and doesn't care what people think about him or her. Is somewhat socially retarded yet extremely funny in the things he or she says/does.

Ben Stiller is a goon and Will Ferrell is a huge goon. Ashton Kutcher is a goon in That 70's Show only. But track star Tyler Anyan is the biggest goon of them all.

by jambajuicelvr21 March 7, 2011