A: "Hey did you see that Ari was in that leech video?"
B: "Wow, he really pulled an Evan Gao on that one!"
B: "Wow, he really pulled an Evan Gao on that one!"
by sevelyn January 26, 2022

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
by DilledDough September 5, 2011

by Wrath of E August 19, 2016

The hottest couple in the entire world that everyone is completely jealous of. Everyone wants to have an Evan and Pattie relationship.; A term that refers to a really amazing couple.
Person 1: Have you seen that couple? They have such an Evan and Pattie relationship!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!
by merfthesmurf January 1, 2012

I went to the nursing home the other day only to find one of the residents giving another a TR Evans.
by DJ February 24, 2005

by lkkjkejrkeljfndfn December 1, 2009
