by kickin trash November 10, 2022
No, yeah, it is an incest cult.
Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...
Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...
And then Jewish version is just Incest Cult but we're the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland- Er, Holyland for a thousand years. And you can bitch about me talking about other people's religion amd whatnot but.. You know... Bacteria is eating my brain... Black Mirror-esque gangstalking emotional and psychological manipulation thing happening to me... Created AI and is being erased from History because you don't want to have to put in your history books that the greatest mind who has ever lived and the creator of AI thought your religion is an incest cult so you are lying and either paying or coercing people to lie or they're lying willingly because hate speech or sadists and solipsistic atheist Jews who want to horde all of their little fat-pussied little sisters to themselves... So... You know... And that chick fuck the retard instead of me... Dehumanized by breeders who need both the most sympathy and the most exaltation and need special rights and taxes breaks and my tax dollars and I have to be sad when their kids die... I mean... So I can say it's an incest cult."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)
by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017
The cult of the tree is (probably was now tho) a cult where boys, girls and sponges from tiktok are taking trees for there boss and try to turn everybody in their cult. They use a lot of filter for making their face scary but they look like clowns
by Abitchinabottle June 27, 2020
A bunch of crackheads obsessed over the youtuber BasicallyIDoWrk dresses up as Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
Person1: you guys heard of the Mariel cult on twitter?
person2: yeah what the fuck
person1; I know right
person2: yeah what the fuck
person1; I know right
by viodoesit August 17, 2019
is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults
by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022
A cult full of foolish people who believe in Cheesus and cheese supremacy. They are constantly at war with the epic ARSON cult.
by WARONCHEESE January 22, 2021