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Christopher

A certified coglionazzo, grand master of professional bucchinarism. He loves horror movies not because he understands them, but because he screams like a nonna in menopausa at the first jumpscare.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.
Example:
– “Christopher, can you help me with this?”

– “Ué, frà, t’aggia spiegà ‘O Shining!”
by gattttttto September 5, 2025
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Christopher

Christopher is a funny,smart,and hella fine boy. He’s the type of person to give away anything for his girlfriend or his friends. I think that everyone deserves a Christopher just hurry because they are VERY limited. I always feel like I’m not ever good enough for a Christopher but he is idk PERFECT. Like how did god make such an awesome guy like how just how??christopher is a very special person. I think that yall should love them as much as I do.
Shelbie-“ wow look at Christopher over there
Journee- “ yep
by Shelbizmmcfizm October 1, 2025
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Christopher blackmon

What you call a gay guy who keeps it in the family
My uncle keeps trying to do the Christopher blackmon and I'm not ok with it
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Christopher Martin Sulfer Jr

A guy who GLAZES nba youngboy, mustangs, and that one trash Celtics player.
Christopher Martin Sulfer Jr successfully did licky licky.
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Christopher

A bald guy in his 30s in middle school who dresses like a grandpa
Christopher cook is so chopped and old
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Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.
Christopher is so damn expensive
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christopher john mcpherson

A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
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