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Christopher

A certified coglionazzo, grand master of professional bucchinarism. He loves horror movies not because he understands them, but because he screams like a nonna in menopausa at the first jumpscare.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.

Example:
– “Christopher, can you help me with this?”

– “Ué, frà, t’aggia spiegà ‘O Shining!”

by gattttttto September 5, 2025