Tessa Brooks

A MUTHAFUCKIN QUEEN
she used to have Chance Suttons cologne but she was hell nah fam U don't like snakes

She's talented and is actor,Dancer and all that other shit

I wanna be Tessa Brooks one day

by Talisbby September 3, 2017

blue vein test

Like the brown paper bag test, the blue vein test was a means of telling if one of African American decent was fair-skinned enough to interact in the upper classes of black society or pass to interact in white society. Basically, if the skin color was light enough to reveal the blue hue of the veins in the underside of the forearm, one could pass this test.

If he passes the blue vein test, he can get a job in the office.

by sonicsustain August 24, 2008

best friend test

The unwritten rule that states that before any man can date a woman, her best friend must approve of him. If the man fails the best friend test, the relationship will either
a) cease to exist
or
b) exist in a miserable state until said best friend finally convinces her friend to dump the man

The best friend test is voided if said best friend steals the man, hence ending not only her best-friendship with the woman in question but also creating a new best friend test with her new best friend.

Confusing? Yes. But perfectly logical.

I failed my last best friend test and hence am single.

by quiggler October 9, 2006

pitching two tents

The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.

Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.

by Andrew Kaiser August 3, 2007

Harry Potter test

A test you give someone one when your unsure whether you like them or not. The first question is 'Did you laugh when Dumbledore died?'. It's best to not use the same words as those ones because you will look like a random freak.

The answer is that it wasn't funny.
The second question is 'Chocolate or strawberry icecream?'. This has been Daniel Radcliff approved. In an interview once, when asked whether he liked chocolate or strawberry icecream more he said 'Chocolate, I'm not stupid.'
That is proof that stupid people like strawberry icecream, and smart people like chocolate icecream.

The date was going badly, and I didn't know whether I should pretend I have to leave or stay, so I did the Harry Potter Test on her. She said her favourite part of the sixth movie was when Dumbledore died. I didn't even bother to ask the second question, I just avada kedavrad her and left. She deserved it.

by OrangeDough August 24, 2010

Sniff Test

When a girl sniffs a guys junk to see if he's been fuckin around with someone else before he came home. If she smells vag, he's guilty as charged.

Girl: Get over here and drop your pants.
Guy arriving home after "working late": Shit, are you giving me a sniff test?
Girl: Youve been fuckin some other chick again havent you!?

by FunDotCom July 28, 2010

sniff test

Similar to definition #1, but instead used to determine whether milk is safe to use. The sniff test is again largely used by students or others that only occasionally go to the shop.

Shit, I went to baste my pie but the milk's off. If only I'd done the sniff test then I wouldn't have to wash my pie.

by Captain Fibreglass July 27, 2010