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Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."
Tom, don't pat the table.
by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018
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hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class and you want to hide your dick from the cute girls
by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019
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naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table
Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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Coming out of the table

Coming out of the table like coming out of the closet is when someone comes out as being very kinky and or psychotic.
by goofygooberdude June 8, 2016
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Buzzing off the table

When a persons cell phone vibrates a lot, because of constant text messages. so the phone makes an annoying buzzing sound.

It is a spin off of the phrase, "the phone is ringing off the hook". Now that we have text messages, we have the phrase, "your phone is buzzing off the table"
John's gets his 6th text message in 30 seconds

Tom: John, your phone is "Buzzing off the table"

John: Yea I know, sorry, I'm in an important convo.
by jhid June 9, 2009
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Circle Table Kid

This word originates in the Hoffman Estates High School cafeteria. There are rectangle tables and circle tables.

A circle table kid is the type of person who:

1. Knows how to read

2. Has other hobbies besides getting wasted or stoned

3. Has their own fashion sense

4. Has fun being themselves

5. Circle table kids don't need to match everyone else

6. Aren't complete assholes all the time

7. Can hold actual conversations

8. Usually loves music

9. Most of the time wouldn't hurt a fly

There are also other people who sit at the circle tables, they are the people who just have no where else to sit.
" That Circle Table Kid has mad Halo skills"

"I wish I could dance like a circle table kid"

"Gee, those circle table kids are really weird sometimes, but they sure are nice"
by circle_love May 11, 2009
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knights of the round table

when a man sits in the middle of a circle of guys and sucks there dicks
by ralphy5544 March 26, 2008
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