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Pinch the head off of a grocery snake

Yet another way to say "I have to take a shit".

Alternate: Pinch the head off of a dirt snake.
Yo, I gotta go pinch the head off of a grocery snake.
by jake4d April 27, 2010
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Snake in the grass

Describtion of some one who waits off to the side watching events unfold and will swoop in and grab any spoils when no one is aware
Eg. a snake in the grass is some one who claims for themselves a beverage or food that you left briefly unattended
by Dicko261182 October 15, 2009
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Red Snake

When your fuckin a girl so hard that she starts bleeding, and you pull your dick out and make it wiggle like a red snake while "spitting your venom" on her face.
"Yo I anger fucked my ex mad hard, when I pulled out I got to give her Red Snake!"
by UofScrantonG March 31, 2009
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Snake Fisting

When your mate is chatting up a girl and he makes moves to the bar to buy her a drink, you make your moves on her and pick her up for yourself. This may not always work depending on the attraction between her and your mate. There is also the high risk that your mate will perform this act upon you when your positions are reversed. Snake fisting is a good way to get your mate angry and makes a fun game while pissed as a maggot. Avoiding being snake fisted may be hard as the girl may think your a stooge for not going to buy her a drink when in natural fact you know your mates are watching her waiting for the fist. snake fisting in sign language can be denoted as, holding your elbow with one arm, and the arm thats being held is up right, while holding a fist and moving it around like the head of a snake.
1. WTF waynos just snake fisted that dude.
2. Lets do some snake fisting tonight
3. I want to buy a drink but ALdawg is gonna snake fist me.
4. Snake fisting for the win.
by SRT070 July 21, 2007
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snakehead

Snakehead is the common name for Channidae, a family of freshwater fish that can breathe air and "walk" on land. While not native to the U.S., snakehead fish have been accidentally introduced into the waters of some states, including Maryland. To snakehead is to arrive at a destination in an unexpected way.
Walking instead of driving, driving instead of flying, crawling instead of swimming are all examples of snakeheading.
by doublement May 13, 2009
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snakepit

a place that is too dangerous to visit or live in.
The house is a snakepit; it could cave in anytime.
by uttam maharjan March 12, 2010
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slippery snake

When a guy unexpectedly surprises his bitch with a sneak attack slip of the dick into an extremely wet pussy.
Dude, Johnny pulled the slippery snake on Kate last night! She had no idea what hit her!
by Bonty Miracola March 22, 2010
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