Cody Simpson

The Australian Justin Bieber. Yet another talentless sack of shit who sings about sappy, vapid "love". Not surprisingly, he has also gained a cult following among pre-pubescent teenage girls who have a terrible taste in music. Also, trying to convince his fans that he absolutely sucks is like trying to convince a three year old that Santa doesn't exist.

Teenage fan girl: "OMG, CODY SIMPSON, CODY SIMPSON, OMG, HE'S SO HOT AND TALENTED <3, OMGGGGGGGGGGG!!!"

Me: "Shut the hell up. Stop your hero worship of this sack of horse shit and listen to real fucking music."

by ShotgunMarriage September 22, 2011

simpsons sleep

The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.

Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"

by facadie September 28, 2007

Sympathy-bitch

Someone who says bad things about themselves in order to get sympathy from others.

Erik: I'll never get a date because of my third nipple. :(
Jessica: There, there, i'll always love you for YOU.
Oliver: Eat my ass, sympathy-bitch. >:(

by mrmattsingy August 11, 2010

Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep

Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual

by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020

Homer Simpsonize

Whenever someone says "d'oh" because they answered a question wrong or made a big mistake.

After wrecking wrecking his car while texting, Ted Homer Simpsonized himself shouting "d'oh!" Loudly.

by jenjenau December 9, 2008

Fart Symphony

Expecting to take a shit but ending up farting intensely into the toilet.

The fart symphony I had was almost as relieving as an actual shit.

by Ketem December 14, 2014

Flora-sympathy

To care more for plants than one does for humans, animals, or even ones self.

She felt flora-sympathy.

by Nixie Fae April 19, 2015