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Bong-squatting

The action of filling yourself a bowl of ganja and then not taking a hit immediately after.

Minimum time of 2 minutes after filling it qualifies an individual to be a bongsquatter.
Hey Joel you shit pigeon stop bong-squatting
by Dsig Dinesh August 18, 2025
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Squat cobbler

Fetish whereas sexual gratification is achieved by sitting on pies and or pastries. Cream pies and meringues are the most commonly used for safety reasons.
Kim:What's your turn on baby?
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.
by Clive Bixby September 3, 2016
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squat cobbler

A fetish that involves a man who sits in a pie and "wiggles around."
I had a very nice apple pie cooling on the window sill but, instead of Yogi Bear, the creepy neighbor Jerry got it. He's a squat cobbler.
by Wormald August 5, 2016
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Squat

squat
noun
A small group of females with a common goal typically of bad intent.
"That squat is going to go get drunk and whore around"

synonyms: group, gang, band, body, crew, team, mob, crowd, outfit, force
"Those s"

synonyms: detachment, detail, platoon, battery, troop, patrol, squadron, cadre, commando
The squat in congress has four American hating members
by REOCON July 17, 2019
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Squat Toilet

A toilet design used mostly in Japan and Asia. To use it, remove your pants, then squat over the pan and poop.
I just learned how to use a squat toilet!
by Dongnugget December 24, 2020
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Home squat

by McYum July 19, 2021
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Love squat

When a woman does squats onto a mans penis
“Linda did some love squats on me the other day, it was great”
by astrotom September 18, 2022
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