Great place to retire.
Place so where froyo, or Frozen Yogurt, was JUST discovered couple weeks ago.
Where there are 50+ Chinese restaurants.
A small-ass VILLAGE that people make damn sure to call it a "city".
NOT a city.
Where people can't drive worth shit.
Where high school athletes are considered to be jokes by REAL athletes from REAL cities.
Where fat, white rednecks SINCERELY believe that they have something in relation to the Afro-centric culture of hip hop.
Where girls remain pretty until they pop out a disappointment in the form of a baby at the age of 14.
Place so where froyo, or Frozen Yogurt, was JUST discovered couple weeks ago.
Where there are 50+ Chinese restaurants.
A small-ass VILLAGE that people make damn sure to call it a "city".
NOT a city.
Where people can't drive worth shit.
Where high school athletes are considered to be jokes by REAL athletes from REAL cities.
Where fat, white rednecks SINCERELY believe that they have something in relation to the Afro-centric culture of hip hop.
Where girls remain pretty until they pop out a disappointment in the form of a baby at the age of 14.
"I cruise in the passing lane" -Typical driver from Springfield, Missouri
"I just discovered froyo last week!" -Typical student from Springfield, Missouri
"It's a city! Look, it has ROADS. You city people are so ignorant!" -Typical Springfield-ian
"Where the fuck do you see a building that goes over at least 3 stories? Of the 3 buildings here that ACTUALLY go over 3 stories, do you see any of them grouped together? Where the fuck are real clubs? Do actually successful/famous musicians come here on a consistent basis? And I can actually see the sky here! This is NOT a city!" -Any sensible human being
"I just discovered froyo last week!" -Typical student from Springfield, Missouri
"It's a city! Look, it has ROADS. You city people are so ignorant!" -Typical Springfield-ian
"Where the fuck do you see a building that goes over at least 3 stories? Of the 3 buildings here that ACTUALLY go over 3 stories, do you see any of them grouped together? Where the fuck are real clubs? Do actually successful/famous musicians come here on a consistent basis? And I can actually see the sky here! This is NOT a city!" -Any sensible human being
by Discovered Froyo December 20, 2010
Get the Springfield, Missouri mug.1. A bad place where insecure, ignorant people live.
2. Synonym for backward.
3. Clanish and fearful or anyone they don't know.
4. Rejecting of newcomers; inhospitable place.
2. Synonym for backward.
3. Clanish and fearful or anyone they don't know.
4. Rejecting of newcomers; inhospitable place.
If you come to Springfield Missouri you will be rejected unless you have enough money to impress the right people. Regardless, you will be the subject of their gossip; there is nothing else to do in Springfield Missouri.
by Marrooned in Springfield November 22, 2011
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The most redneck place you will ever see or hear about if you even step foot in that town you will catch inbreaded hickness, also in the middle of no where.
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Get the Cold Springs, Alabama mug.A K-12 school in Royersford, Pennsylvania. Spring-Ford athletics are the best in the PAC and the lacrosse team is the greatest team in the PAC because they have won the championship 9 years in a row. Spring-Ford also has a few groups of kids who juul a lot, but not as much as other schools such as Perkiomen Valley and Boyertown. But other than that, Spring-Ford has really attractive, athletic, and smart students. It is truly a great school. They have a huge student fanbase that is really hardcore and always shows out to any sporting event.
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Get the Spring-Ford mug.Where its at! Home of the Stallions. The getto school to be at. If you go there you rock like me. Girls yell and high-five and kick ass. Guys rock skinnies tighter than the girls'. You pretty much date in your grade unless you're in band- Where Mr. P brings you all together like one huge mostly Asian musical somewhat maybe i guess happy family! And he took Wind Ensemble to the Superior and Jazz Band and Symphonic Band to Excellent level! Girls and boys track, soccer, basketball and flag football rule. Color guard goes second place 2011! Sixth graders welcome in pretty much anything but being school mascot, Sterling the Stallion. Jamba Juice on Tuesday, and pizza on Friday! All around a kickass school to be at!
Hey what school are we playing in the finals?
Coral Springs Middle School.
Aww dammit were gonna lose!
Coral Springs Middle School.
Aww dammit were gonna lose!
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"Hey mom what does that picture of a homeless man holding a needle on map mean?"
"That's pagosa springs Billy, don't ever go there."
"That's pagosa springs Billy, don't ever go there."
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Get the Pagosa springs mug.Refers to a district full of ninth graders with nicotine addictions and who use school bathrooms to use their Juuls.
Wow you went to Spring-Ford? You must've had a rough life keeping that nicotine addiction since ninth grade!
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