Spite Jacking

When someone tells you you shouldn't jack off (at a specific time, in a specific place or in general) and you wanna jack off just to spite them

Person 1 : well, don't get off at work, you exhibitionist
Person 2 : now i kinda want to get off at work just to spite you
Person 1 : spite jacking

by KeepCalmAndTrustMagnus January 3, 2019

shoit

Get out of work by excuses, shirk

He shoited out of work today.

by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 9, 2019

Spit Bucket

When youre eating out a girl and you hack up a loogie and spit it into her pussy

(sound effects must be included)

"Bro i just made my girl friend a spit bucket!"

by flyingpolack February 23, 2019

Spitattooey

1. When you or some else is spitting bars
2. When spitting at a guy named Tooey
3. A spitting rat named Tooey

“LOOK MARK IS SPITATTOOEY!”
“Well well well looks like im about to spitattooey”
“There goes spitattooey”

by OhShitaRat June 14, 2019

spitefuck

act of fucking someone out of anger from repercussions of people thinking you already fucked them

"I should go spitefuck him in the cabin"

by rocky mountain retreat June 24, 2019

spit and image

Exactly alike in appearance. For over a century the phrase "spitting image" has been more popular.

"Philip was the spit and image of the Prince of Wales" Sinclair Lewis, "It Can't Happen Here", 1935, Chapter 3, page 21.

by Blac Fantom April 15, 2020

spite wank

When you get called a simp and are told not to jack it so you wank it in {spite} of the person.

She called me a simp so I pulled a spite wank later that night.

by Alb3rt5 May 26, 2020