T-Spermed

When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.

"Jake T-Spermed again"

by barbiehorror August 06, 2016

acid sperm

When the sperm is so strong it beats out ever possible plan B method causing an instant baby.

“Goddamn that acid sperm just goes right through ya”

“Idk how he beat the pill, must have some kind of acid sperm”

by Bookie jones April 16, 2020

Sperm jelly

The sperm bubbles going down a shower drain

Sperm jelly are typically found in prison,navy or military showers where groups of men who only have alone time during this period so they all beat there meat and make groups of sperm jelly's slide to the drain

by Turtles23 April 07, 2018

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021

aerial sperm diffusion

aerial sperm diffusion is when sperm is put in the air and diffused. It can make it very easy to become pregnant.

Yo, I just got aerial sperm diffusioned all over this place. All these ladies are about to be pregnant.

by Bloopure April 02, 2024

Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever

"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein

by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm from the penis

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"

by Hoodies on the beach December 29, 2015