Mind Sperm

A ejaculation of knowledge. Causing one individual to learn an excess of knowledge in a very short time.

Hey, did you hear johnny passed the test?
Yeah thats because I helped him. I gave him my mind sperm.

by DJPun1024 November 19, 2010

Sperm whale

A whale that’s blow whole has been recently fucked.

Bro Brody just made a new sperm whale!

by The_White_Indian December 11, 2019

sperm slapper

‘noun’ : ‘a person who tends to dab sperm on another person after ejaculation. Typically applied on the back, around the rib cage and the buttocks.’

I went home with a guy who was a total sperm slapper. There was cum all over me

by BillithandJephphy November 23, 2023

Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 6, 2020

sperm goulash

a decadent Detroit dish composed of Joe's Pizza,and Frita's Batidos drizzled with the finest, freshly milked LeSperm

you tryna get dinner? yea, i'm craving sperm goulash!

by farter_jerkoff123 February 15, 2025

sperm bags

A alternative description of balls, testicles, scrotum, sacks, plums, eggs.

Oh, I pissed her off and she hit me straight in the sperm bags.

by Jaybee_87 September 20, 2020

Sperm

Sperm is what believes comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it.

Phil: 'Stephen explane what sperm is'
Stephen : 'I don't not sir, I'm w virgin.
Also Stephen:' Sperm is what believes comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it '.

by Kaasplankje3.0 May 3, 2020