Sperm jelly

The sperm bubbles going down a shower drain

Sperm jelly are typically found in prison,navy or military showers where groups of men who only have alone time during this period so they all beat there meat and make groups of sperm jelly's slide to the drain

by Turtles23 April 07, 2018

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021

aerial sperm diffusion

aerial sperm diffusion is when sperm is put in the air and diffused. It can make it very easy to become pregnant.

Yo, I just got aerial sperm diffusioned all over this place. All these ladies are about to be pregnant.

by Bloopure April 02, 2024

Jesus Sperm Theory

We are in a universe sized sperm cell from Jesus and it's going normal sperm speed but we are so small it feels like forever

"Jesus Sperm Theory saved my life man"- Jeffrey Epstein

by Saddam Huissain June 18, 2023

finger sperm

when you put sperm on your finger and insert the finger into a girls vagina trying to get her pregnant

me and my boyfriend tried finger sperm to get pregnant

by coochiegurl1000000 January 16, 2021

Sperm pit

A term used to describe a woman who is lacking in any sort of social morals. For example, a slut.

Dude, That girl has slept with so many guys she has literally turned in to a sperm pit.

by NikNakNoo June 12, 2015

Sperm whale

A whale that’s blow whole has been recently fucked.

Bro Brody just made a new sperm whale!

by The_White_Indian December 11, 2019