jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.

Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Put a sock in it!

A jeering group-yell type of response to the 45th POTUS whom everyone finally now knows is entirely full of shit.

“Put a sock in it!“ yelled the crowd of blue-collar teamsters, all perfectly in unison, before he even opened his lying pie-hole.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

sock wars

the gruesome battle in which the purpose is to remove anothers sock while they attempt to remove yours. it sounds a little gay but is actually very intense. Most fun with at least six playing simultaneously. Teams are encouraged.

Lets go to amandas house and have sock wars...but not on sunday mornings.

by stuuuuuuuuu November 26, 2008

sock monkey

A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle

Stinky Pears is a sock monkey

by Taco January 30, 2004

give it socks

to really go for it.

stop worrying about it, just give it socks.

or

those two making out at the bar are really giving it socks.

by vedat February 27, 2006

Nob Sock

A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done to keep sheets clean and leave the mess for the washing machine. Also done for fetish reasons.

The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.

A: OMG why did you put your nob in a sock!?
B: Keep the sheets clean silly

2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know

by Todd Bowden January 29, 2006

Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

by mike March 19, 2004