Shlongan

A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral

I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

“By the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazy”

“For there I scored seven days ago;”

“Who you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::”

by Chayber1 June 26, 2025

Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.

“I’m shlonging for him”

by RavenEden July 5, 2025

Shlongitces

It’s when your penis is always HARD it happens to about 0.124% Americans.

Doctor glorp: you have shlongitces

Someone no one knows: wow oh no I’m so bad

by Niggis July 13, 2025

Shlong

A shlong is a basically a really large dick

Person 1: I have a large shlong

Person 2: want to have a shlong war?

by belalalabo August 15, 2025

Seongwoo

The eater of shit. The gooner of all gooners. Destroyer of the triple k and all who are dumb pieces of shit

He is Seongwoo

by Roblox is da best November 30, 2025

shlongdow

a shadow of a penis

Thats one big shlongdow.

by one big juicy guy December 28, 2025

hardys shlong

a teenaged school boy with an extremely long head

that kids got a shlong head
do you know anyone with a hardys shlong

by the monkey tamer November 3, 2006