Sleeping with the salad

the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.

Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.

Alternative:

Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.

by IceCreamFucker February 04, 2010

sleeping giant

A term used to define a 'flaccid penis'.

Don't snuggle too much on me honey, it's too early in the morning, you might awaken a 'sleeping giant'.

by CyberJake July 22, 2005

sleep assault

when you are asleep and someone you have never been intimate with before wakes you up and starts kissing you and generally leads to engaging in sexual activites

"dude i was falling asleep and then amy came into my room and sleep assaulted me, it was totally hot"

by seanbasil89 February 24, 2010

Beauty Sleep

That one friend who goes to bed way earlier than anyone else is getting their beauty sleep

1) Im heading off now
2)Aww Gotta get your beauty sleep

by FrostyNips17 May 25, 2019

Beat and Sleep.

A term used when someone promptly masturbates before going to sleep.

Every night my neighbors beat and sleep.

by Rustleton November 09, 2010

Sleep Edging

That point where you’re laying down and about to go to sleep but stop and wake yourself up only to do it again.

Therapist: How have you been handling your nightmares lately?
Me: I’ve just been sleep edging and drinking lots of caffeine.
Therapist: Wha..?
Me: I don’t sleep.

by Quinn&Quynn October 09, 2021

Dusty sleep

Engaging in sleep with another person either a guy or girl that involves nothing more than sleeping and cuddling.

Used for telling stories to people who have dirty minds.

"Yeah, I slept with him last night"
"omg you whore!"
"nooo, dusty sleep, I didn't fuck him"

by Squeakingfiend March 07, 2008