Single Ready to Mingle

A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"

police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.

SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!

by sukmadick February 27, 2012

reggaeton singer

Reggaeton singer = fake and bored singer with no flow and stupid sound and lyrics like la gasolina..

Reggaeton ain't hot in the building no more..so take your ass outta here mo'fos.
Fake singers:Daddy Yankee,Don Omar Tego Calderon and keep counting shit.........

Dude 1:hey ya!!.. u heard already da new reggaeton's "hit".?

Dude 2:Thank God...NO.!!!..that shit's over already,am happy bout it..reggaeton singers should sing salsa instead making bullshit...

by Big Stan January 18, 2007

singer

any person who sings, regardless of skill in singing, and behaves in an extremely douchy attitude toward everyone, especially other musicians or singers; generally used in quotations to distinguish from regular people who sing.

singer=vocal instrumentalist
"singer"=b*tch, douchebag, etc.

Person 1: Why does she get that solo? I'm clearly better.
Person 2: Does it really matter who sings it?
Person 1: OF COURSE IT DOES!!! I've wanted that solo for like ever.
Person 2: *thinking* "singers"

by cthunder March 6, 2010

Singer

Someone who is the cause of a distraction leading up to a potential sucker punch. Usually has done time with the sucker-puncher. Singer will arrive when given a cue by the assaulter. Will walk up to the scene singing, thereby distracting the victim, which then leads the assaulter to then sucker-punch the victim. Usually these events occur when a hustle between the victim and assaulter has gone wrong.

My cuz Rodney is a singer...he be distracting fools so I can clock them in their eye!

by Sherm Chay April 13, 2009

singles awareness day

Feb. 13th, the day before Valentine's Day. Because so many people don't have relationships (or do, and they hate Valentine's Day anyway), Feb 13th is the day where single people do nothing, there are no cards, no flowers or anything like that.

Happy singles awareness day!

by IrishRepublicanArmy February 14, 2004

Singledom

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.

Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.

by Bob Dole November 8, 2003

Single

Singles is a term for Cigarettes commonly heard in large cities.

Possible origin could be Cincinnati.

Hey brosef, you got a single?

by JeR ReS GeS October 29, 2007