International Sign

a.k.a Just forget it sign. The act of positioning both arms in an outward manor with your elbows bent so that the tip of your fingers point upwards and palms forward. Upon hearing or seeing something totally ridiculous the signer moves both hands in a downward and back movement saying "just forget it" or "international sign." The more ridiculous something is the more international signs the event is given.

Person A: "Ducks and geese are the same."; Person B(international signer): "International sign 10 times!" {while making described gesture}

by International Signer February 4, 2010

Adjusted Penis Size

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011

Johnny Sins

a doctor, astronaut, teacher, boss and so much more.

Bob: Hey mom. I aspire to be Johnny Sins one day
Mom: I'm so proud of you

by I SAID RED October 18, 2020

Simon Cowell

a washed up garbage bag, plastic surgery fuck up, homophobe, dirty ass shitty mf, with an ugly ass fucking bitch ass face, who deserves to die in a hole.

person 1: my homophobe, aunt just got a botched face lift
person 2: wow is she simon cowell

by louiswilliamtomlinson28 November 12, 2020

siimpstars

A homosexual black/white human being who is very hawt and meem lord. Also known as raymond (gaymond). He has a big cock. We love him.

Is that siimpstars? The guy with the mega schlong?

by fl4ent May 26, 2021

Pre-signing On

When a person instant messages another person who is signed on only to find out that that person is too busy to talk or doesn't want to talk to anyone right now because they are angry or in a bad mood. So why the hell are they signed on in the first place? Well these idiots are pre-signed on so when they are able to talk or aren't in a bad mood they will already be signed on because they are really lazy to click the sign on button more than once. DUH

Aaron: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hey i ctn im too busy
Aaron: Then why the fuck are you signed on if you can't talk
Sarah: I like pre-signing on so when im not busy ill already be on
Aaron: That may be the gayest thing ive ever heard in my life

by akararules July 6, 2010

siphoe

A girl that takes a shot of liq and uses the excuse of being "drunk" to be a hoe

Guy1: u think corn will suck me up?
Guy2: ya bring liq bro she's a siphoe

by giraffe hales March 29, 2017