Speed mc Speed

a title given when achieving the speed of 90 mph in a green van

hey bra matt is a total Speed mc Speed going 90mph in his green van

by Gnarly June 1, 2007

Speed and Shart

To rush to a location in a hurry under stress that causes the individual to shit themselves.

Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.

by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009

Speedcock.net

The speediest social networking site.

Hey Bro, I need to update my status on speedcock.net!

by rhino91494 September 15, 2011

speed of nir

the speed measured from the time you get to meet Nir, until the time you see his penis; is said to be faster than speed of light

the amount of time it took us to be disqualified since we had our awesome dance was faster than the Speed of Nir!!!

by Mr Nir February 20, 2013

Speed trap town

A small town or city that raises and lowers the speed on a stretch of road to force you to speed.

Damage I got another ticket in that speed trap town arabi.

by T1mmothy June 16, 2016

speed-bag

To punch someones testicles repeatedly as with a speed-bag used in boxing.

Adam: What would you do if my penis slipped into your mouth?
Spork: I'd speed-bag your testicles.

by ohaiSpork November 25, 2018

the speed of wood

Simply 1.513258e-008 MPH

He moves at the speed of wood

by Wormm March 13, 2005