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what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner
*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"
by dam_son December 5, 2016
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shit midas

Someone who ruins everything they touch. From the Midas Touch, (see King Midas) which turned everything to gold. The antonym to the Midas Touch. A Shit Midas turns everything to shit.
Nerds: They ruined long hair, animation, and now S&M. Is there anything those Shit Midas's don’t destroy?
by Ian Danger February 6, 2007
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You're the shit

It is a compliment towards someone. It roughly translates to, 'You are the coolest." Other adjectives could be in place of coolest, such as, most awesome, best and any other complimentary adjectives.
Bill exclaimed to Joe, "you're the shit!" after Joe took Bill to a party and had enormous amounts of fun.
by Betsy February 24, 2005
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Shit Magnet

Person who for some inextricable reason attracts bad things and events to happen to them.
That bloke's a complete shit magnet - If he fell into a flowerbed he'd still smell of cack.
by Paul Gunn November 4, 2004
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i just shit my pants

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for
ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."
by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004
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shit on the liver

Possibly Australian in origin. When someone has "shit on the liver" it usually means they are in a bad mood.
The old folk song "the cane-cutter's lament" has the term in its fourth stanza:
"The cane was bad the cutters were mad
The cook had shit on the liver
And I'll never cut cane for that bastard again
On the banks of the Barron River"
by Big Hugh Ness November 19, 2007
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