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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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P-Shaped body

Someone who has big boobs.

can also be paired with a lowercase d if they have a big ass, too. (dP)
“Damn, look at that girl’s boobs!”
“Yeah, she’s got a total P-shaped body!”
by Anon.23 :) September 11, 2022
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egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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Jessica shaee Williams

Jessica shaee Williams is one of a kind and surely a real blonde. She's got 10 personalities happening at once. She can be sweet as candy or hell on wheels all depends on how others treat her. When she's feed up she's feed up. She's beyond loyal and faithful. She loves more then she should give.
Jessica shaee Williams is that one girl you'll never forget
by J*shaee March 19, 2023
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The Shaved Ballsack Drink

1 1/2 Parts Suntory Whiskey
Half Ounce Lime Juice
Half Ounce Triple Sec
Two Parts Passion Fruit Juice
Nick: “Yo Ryan you want to try The Shaved Ballsack Drink I made??”
Ryan: “WHAT?!”
by SirGrammarNazii May 25, 2023
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Grimble shmeeding

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus
“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”
by Ne1hypinup May 27, 2023
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being shaded

Cruelty so subtle that people often didn't know they were even being ridiculed until everyone was laughing at them and they were forced to go along with the joke.
At the time, she was not aware that she was being shaded until he later made the comment to others and got everyone laughing at her.
by Sasha474 September 25, 2023
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