Zeri’s Dick

Something that is nonexistent

Did you see Zeri’s Dick I couldn’t find it

by Lil Turtle March 17, 2019

Kai’s dick

Only the best dick man has ever witnessed. However, if Kai was to become very big headed about his dick then it will transform into the smallest penis known to man. Kai’s feel very fortunate about their dicks.

Bro did you see Kai’s dick?

Yeah dude, I kinda envy the person he’s gonna pound

by FatherTea December 21, 2019

beer sick

Hillbilly's way of saying coronavirus.

Nuff said.

HEY THAR ELMER YOU BEST STAY AWAY I GOT THE BEER SICK TODAY

by 154566496562 March 12, 2020

luis's dick

Its a small hairy ball, almost like a meatball. Not many people find this kind of dick, and usually the people who have it only show it when they win a football match as way to show power.

Damm, I saw luis's dick yesterday and it really is a meatball.

by Old daddy mcnugget April 18, 2020

Oliver’s dick

It’s quite large. Around 8-9 inches long and 3-4 inches thick

Damn, you gotta Oliver’s dick

by I’m better than Ryan January 29, 2021

Drew’s Dick

Drew’s dick is SOO long and GIRTHY

Aye damo u seen Drew’s dick? “Yeah cunt Drew’s dick makes girl cream on spot”

by Thejuicypuss42069 April 6, 2021

whore's dick

The only type of dick that can satisfy a whore. Large, long, thick dick.

I can't fuck him, he has a whore's dick. It hurts too much.

by GME to the moon! May 10, 2021