Rule of 36

The rule of 36 add the exception to the rule of 34.

To example it, Harvey sucks dick and is a slacker in the RUle of 36

by tvec May 13, 2011

Rule 141

When you come across something that's completely fucked for no reason, that was worked on by a particular person.

Dev 1: Wow this websites fucked.
Dev 2: It was written by Callum.
Dev 1: Oh, rule 141.

by SausageThief101 June 28, 2014

rule #34

1. From xkcd.com, this rule stipulates that if it can be imagined, there is a porn of it.

- Rule #34?
- If it can be imagined, then there is a porn of it.
- What about people playing guitar naked in the shower?
- I'm registering wetriffs.com right now.

by hollandrero December 25, 2008

Rule 5

Rule 5 states that mmateri is always wrong. Any argument you have with him will end in him being wrong. mmateri being the village idiot on thisaintnews.com, has been proven wrong in every argument he's been in, especially when he uses his "facts"."

matteri: Canada has the biggest army in the world.

Anyone with sense: I'll just skip the 2 hours of proving you wrong and call Rule 5 early.

by mrbig4545 November 8, 2009

Rule AUS-1

At a BBQ, The number of Burners on the BBQ decides how many metres away any women must be at all times***

*** All times except whilst bringing an alcoholic beverage to the cook or cooks support.

Rule AUS-1 relates to the goings on at a BBQ

There is 4 Burners on a mans BBQ which means his wife must stay 4 metres away from it, unless she brings him or his support staff a beer, which should be open by the time he gets it, then she must retreat to the required distance.

by Loudy_016 November 28, 2010

Rule #90

Trolls are always trolling. Trolls will troll in every sentence that they speak, or write.

Fred: I met this guy, he said he was a troll but he wasn't trolling me.
George: Rule #90 bro. Trolls always troll.

by dsggfj August 1, 2011

Rule 0.0

There is a rule for it. If there isn't there soon will be.

Rule 0.0: For a few weeks there there was no official rule for "there is porn for it" now we just say "Rule 34"

by yelnats yllib January 8, 2012