putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 29, 2022

Put on your records

To have sex

When jill told jack put on your records he knew it was go time

by Gfjjfk March 4, 2010

Put the yogurt in the parfait

Simply means to have sex

Put the yogurt in the parfait

by LilRobbie_1 September 18, 2016

Put the devil in me

Giving your partner the dick

Baby, come on over and put the devil in me.

by PookieRayRay December 27, 2019

put in a bay leaf

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass

Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

put the cat in the bin

An expression used to signify a harmful action without proper reason.

Derived from the incident in Coventry, England, in which Mary Bale placed a cat in a wheelie bin seemingly with no motivation.

I totally shouldn't have hit out at my buddy like that. I really put the cat in the bin with that one..

by ceebs123 August 25, 2010

Put a new mowta in it

The action of hooking up with someone and asking them to leave after you nut.

Hey! Can I put a new mowta in it?

She let me put a new mowta in it

by Alfredos2k July 7, 2023