Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
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Get the fist pump mug.Johnny pump is used throughout New York City's five boroughs as a nickname for a fire hydrant in the traditional style. Siamese and more modern pipe-style hydrants are not Johnny pumps.
This term was used commonly in The Bronx and Manhattan during the 1976 Bicentennial when they were painted red, white and blue - with stars and stripes.
Children and inner-city residents use this term more than adults or Manhattan residents not originally from the inner city.
This term was used commonly in The Bronx and Manhattan during the 1976 Bicentennial when they were painted red, white and blue - with stars and stripes.
Children and inner-city residents use this term more than adults or Manhattan residents not originally from the inner city.
Hey, Mikey, open up the Johnny pump so we can cool off! Your father got the crow bar?
Yo, VIto, who painted this Johnny pump with the freakin' homo flag on it? You?
Yo, VIto, who painted this Johnny pump with the freakin' homo flag on it? You?
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Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled
That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel
Her parents were on their way home so we pumpernickeled
That girl is so hot! I would loe to get her in the corner and pumpernickel
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