Village Pump

the towns easiest piece of ass.

Everybody in town has nailed Suzie; she's the village pump!

by droman October 28, 2008

Lil Pump D rose

Lul pommp ooouuu Lul pumm yuhhh 80 awn ma rist 100 on ma rist 80 awn ma rist 100. D wroze, D rose, D Roose, D rouse, D ruuos, D wose, D woahz 100 owen ma wrist bih I’m pfheelin likh d rose pawpped 4 xans nawe I’m feeling like a hewo

Lil pump d rose: I fucked your momma and your auntie

by ESSKEETIT August 2, 2017

Lil Pump

A hero that dropped out of Harvard to save the rap game

Lil Pump is the trapper of the century

by Crusty The Ass Pirate October 5, 2017

pump my nads

a saying used to express excitment (either sexual or otherwise). comes from the word "gonads" meaning testicles.

"Mo-Lay" doesn't really pump my nads
-The Breakfast Club

by Vlad the Slayer March 16, 2010

Trump Pump

A penis enlargement pump with a special rubberized grip on the tube to aid those with small hands in effectively operating said pump.

VP: is that an executive order in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

DT: the latter, darling. Pass me my Trump pump and you'll see what I mean.

by Jamminjeremy February 15, 2017

pumpkin pounder

A person with a redhead fetish.

Q:Did you hear Jenna only has sex with redheaded men?

A: Ya Jenna is a pumpkin pounder bro!

by Pfresh5000 April 17, 2014

Rapid Pumpkin

When a girl gets screwed so quickly("rapidly", if you will), that her vagina gets all sore and red/orange like a pumpkin.

Cindy: "Oh man, my vag is so sore."

Lisa: "Why?"

Cindy: "Last night Jim was in a rush and he gave me a rapid pumpkin."

by The Amazing Mr. E August 6, 2008