Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023

Sex Position

Something that The Urban Dictionary is way too obsessed with.

If it exists, someone on the Urban Dictionary has turned it into a Sex Position.

by LPBvgc April 15, 2025

positive ugh

Angelina "nothing" "crystal" "jing" Parker

I feel so positive ugh rn

by 👀🦆 June 3, 2021

broken scissors position

this is the position where 2 girls cut themselves in half and make a scissors out of their bodies and they have sexy sex fun

broken scissors position is very hot

by djodooidjohisdbuisaiohsaEA June 5, 2019

frozen turkey position

Breast side up. Wings or arms in this case folded back. Legs cocked back and spread open. Pussy wide open like a turkey cavity when you are about to stuff it.

I had this chick in the frozen turkey position last night. Her pussy was so wide open I could see her cervix.

by W W Wilson January 13, 2024

Trashcan Position

The unfortunate, often regrettable physical configuration one finds themselves in during sex, resembling a human being crumpled up and thrown away. Typically involves contortion, loss of dignity, and at least one limb going numb.

I didn’t stretch beforehand and now I can’t feel my spine—she had me in the trashcan position for 20 minutes.

by Akot June 20, 2025

Twitter Position

An opinion held by an individual that is well crafted for a particular audience on the internet; i.e Twitter, but cannot be expressed fully by that individual outside of that platform

John's just sharing a Twitter Position, ask him a follow up question and watch him crumble.

by TwitterPositionTM(23.11.21) November 23, 2021