Also known as a Plato Puss. When you think you recognise a cat but when you run towards it frantically to pet it this "cat" turns out to be some lifeless object. This happens most to cat-happy people who want to see cats everywhere.
You walk down the street and see a cat basking in the sunlight only to find out that it's a black trashbag as you approach it. You have just seen a phantom cat.
by Anonymous Model December 31, 2009

by The Hamburglar killer February 17, 2010

An occurrence that happens when a male with large hands thinks he has a small dick but then eventually realizes he has big hands.
by Mei-main June 1, 2018

when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty
by flangeface March 27, 2011

by B-Wang March 17, 2015

when you cause permanent hearing loss by playing the phantom of the opera overture in their face with 9.99x10^999 speakers cranked at 110% volume
by ThePhantom6314 September 23, 2021

(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.
"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."
by MCALLI March 8, 2014
