pee-douched

during sex when a guy pee's in the vagina

Mike : "I was bonin' this girl and I had to piss real bad so I just went in her"
Steve : "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEE-DOUCHED HER!@@"

by schmolly December 2, 2009

Pee-rect

(Adj) When you have a boner in the morning but have to pee so badly that you can't actually have sex or jerk off. You have to wait for your woody to go down just to pee. (Unfortunately, by that time, you may have lost your chance.)

I'd totally bang you right now, but I'm too pee-rect. Could you cover up or something? I gotta get this pee-rection down first so I can pee.

by BmoreHon5 June 8, 2010

pee-boning

The act of going to the bathroom with a boner, it is extremely hard to do weather you are sitting or standing. It usually results in missing and peeing on the floor and walls.

Guy One: Dude, why is the bathroom floor covered in pee?

Guy Two: Sorry, I was pee-boning earlier.

by TheCurbTheif November 21, 2011

pee pee suck 2

when 2 pee pees are sucked at the same place time

did you hear about how she suck pee pee suck 2 pee

by @elainasurano3 (amos) May 30, 2021

pee-pee head

What Evil Tim doesn't have.

Evil Tim doesn't have a pee-pee head, there's a pussy on where the penis is supposed to be.

by Assholes Inc. October 2, 2003

Pee pee girl

A cringey girl who’s weird and embarrassing. She usually would have an odd choice of fashion (pattered leggings, neon yoga pants, toe socks, etc)

“Do you know know that one girl who always wears pink leggings?”
“Yeah”
“She’s such a pee pee girl”

by Ho-ah April 12, 2020

Pee Pouch

The organ in the boday that collects urine prior to removal from the body. Also known as the Bladder.

Man, my pee pouch is full.

by Tedccrow January 7, 2009