Peanut

Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law's intern. He wears a pink vest.

"KAMPAI...peanut." (episode: "showyuweenie")

by Peanut September 30, 2004

peanut toes

Long Toes, when the knuckles of the toes are so large, that it forms the shape of a peanut.

My chinese friend Sharon from RTO (not sweet Laura) has the ugliest peanut toes your ever saw.

SHIT!! Sharon look at your nasty peanut toes.

Nite has pretty toes, unlike Sharon's huge-ass hips, peanut toes, and her oversized slippers.

I would suck on pretty Laura's toes before ever touching fugly Sharon's peanut toes.

by T. TOGGLER September 12, 2006

peanut butter brigade

the act of spreading peanut butter upon your penis and ball sack and having a grouping of dogs lick off the peanut butter.

dam, did john just perform the "peanut butter brigade" on the neighbor's dog?

by mr. smallcock November 8, 2009

peanut-butter-jelly-time

Anal sex. Also known as "Santorum-time." Santorum meaning "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."

Senator Rick Santorum came in, bent over, and stated: "It's peanut-butter-jelly-time!"

by The Tao October 23, 2008

Peanut

Peanut

1. Slang for a cute little person...

A baby or woman hopefully.


2. Another word for butt nugget.

(See butt nugget)

1. Hey Peanut !

Come on over here and give Ronchi a hug.

(See Ronchi)


2. Oh man ! I got a peanut stuck to my ass.

by Dixie February 8, 2004

peanutbuttered jew

1. a jewish girl that would screw for something as little as peanutbutter because she is just a cheap slut
2. jewish girl that cums a lot and has a crunchy or calous vagina

1. I gave that peanutbuttered jew a dollar for a handjob.

2. Damn that was awful. That girl was a peanutbuttered jew. I feel sick.

by Bob Kenji January 4, 2008

peanut

A peanut is a little cheezy white ball that you hack up. But a peanut is a form of hallitosis. it is a little white ball no bigger than a pinkie nail. If you choose the path of crushing it you will be emerged in a really raunchy smell basically it smells like shit. so i advice you not too. If you get a peanut its not all that good. Dont go showing it around. Peaunts accur when you dont brush ur teeth so brush ur teeth and you wont have to experience it. Doctors have said it is common to get about 2 a year.

*cough*
what the heck is this thing?
"Hey Chris what is this thing"
"ah man thats a peanut dont crush it"
"why"
"ur fingers will smell like shit"
moments later Tom crushes it
"oh my god thats nasty!"
he thinks to himself
"i wil never crush one of those things again!"

by a wise woman November 9, 2008