Fandom parent

A person which has gotten another one to be engaged on a specific internet comunity.

"Carlos was Fred's fandom parent for fnaf".

by Mogaku December 19, 2021

Ignorant parent

A person who responsibly teaches a young person to abide by the rules yet breaks rules to fit their criteria.

My ignorant parent made my derby car instead of me to increase the chances that I may win a prize.

by HunkyBeat March 25, 2022

Devan Parekh

A gigachad who likes women and is literally the sexiest man alive. Furthermore, a Devan Parekh is someone who is loaded with cash and everyone likes him. Wow what a chad

Yo bro look at that Devan Parekh lookin dude over there! He’s handsome!

by Johnathan Cartwheel Fruitloop May 23, 2022

Cover Parent

A cover parent is someone who likes to say they are a parent and post pictures of their kid but when it comes down to the work they usually let the spouse or someone else do it.

Did you here Becka says shes a good mother but her husband says she’s just a cover parent.

by Itzgrimsley June 8, 2022

The Parental Scold

When you mess up as a kid and your parent says, "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed" and somehow makes your mistake sound worse.

"I showed up drunk after a high school party once and got the Parental Scold from my dad. It felt worse than my hangover"

by The JBZ September 21, 2022

Sucrose parent

Sugar daddy. Or sugar mommy, as the case may be.

It would be politically correct to call him her sucrose parent instead of calling him her sugar daddy.

by kulamu leni vaadu March 22, 2023

STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.

Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023