parker

simp

parker is a simp for me

by bobateabitch June 8, 2020

Parker

Has many friends but often is a nigga with a mother fuckin rocket launcher.

Yo it’s Parker

by evonubskin June 10, 2020

parker

parker is a hot sexy man

omg parker is so hot

by bigbootayboy July 10, 2020

Parker

a fucking retard that has no fucking friends and sucks dick for living

Girl1: Who's that
Girl2:that's parker he fucking retarded and gay

by Guamole nigga July 10, 2020

Parker

Parker is a very outgoing person, and likes to protect his girl and won't let anyone mess with his girl, he loves very physically demanding sports sports like Whitewater kayaking, dirtbiking, and Wrestling, Parker is a great friend and if you ever come by a Parker you should really consider being his friend.

Katelynn- who's that over there
Mason- oh thats Parker he is one of the coolest people I've ever might

by Kayakertheman July 30, 2020

Parker

A stupidly funny kid! He usually isn’t very kind at first but once you get to know him he can be very funny.. Parker’s overall a good person to have in you’re life..

Girl #1- “Omg Parker is so funny!”
Girl #2- “He seemed rude.”
Girl #1- “You just need to get to know him better and i promise you he’s sweet!”

by itsjustmaddie August 11, 2020

Parker

nobody likes him, he's lonely.

nobody hangs out with parker.

by anonymous September 14, 2020