Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.

Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019

The bright parade

A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)

Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.

Person one: thankyou fellow human.

by Jamietfan October 14, 2020

Cleansing the Palate

It is what the woman must do sometime after pooping in order to next make herself presentable for sex by taking a shower.

Cleansing the Palate: after eating spicy Mexican food all night, Sally had to cleanse the palate before her boyfriend came over for a booty call.

by theeaglesfan69 December 25, 2020

Thanksgiving Day Parade

Daytime has always been a good enough time for a parade for most people of generation after generation from cities all over countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, yet some people don't feel like they have enough complete control over events, and try to push it to the night time in some areas (the same people that push people with extended mandates and restrictions that force longtime and loved businesses to close so they can purchase the land for cheap and redevelop it into something they see more dollar signs in).

Somebody must think that all the people that held their Thanksgiving Day parade during the day before them were old school idiots that didn't know how to have a good time, even though people always loved the daytime parades and didn't really want their hearts or minds changed for them.

by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021

Parasympathy and Paraempathy.

Parasympathy, is when you feel sorry for a person, because someone already feels sorry for this person. Also known as indirect sympathy. Paraempathy, is when you have the same feelings as someone else, because another person has empathy for this person. Also known as indirect empathy. These are jokes on the parasympathetic nervous system, of neurology.

When a female, and male, brain surgeon, a married couple, accidentally kill their pet neuron, their medical friends, give them a postcard, for their deepest parasympathy, for their loss! A joke! Other doctor friends, give paraempathy cards, as they also killed off their pet neurons. However, the medical profession, respect the brain surgeon couple's autonomy! A joke on the autonomic nervous system. This is parasympathy and paraempathy.

by jrpgkin April 12, 2022

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.

Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!

by jay gee December 1, 2022

Pride month celebration parade

The quickest way that a town lose all their HIV drugs

Toledo, Ohio had a huge Pride month Celebration parade . The HIV pride marchers descended like a horde of locusts on the all Toledo pharmacies for all the of Toledo's HIV drugs. The local Toledo fruitloops got sick due to the lack of HIV drugs.

by queensburykid November 19, 2023