Mrs. Pots

Mrs. Pots an old hag that teaches Hass.

Though something at her and say go dust mode and she will turn into dust and go back to a human.

Pisst Her only weakness is a powered on Vacuum do that say go dust mode with the powered on Vacuum and she might disappear.

You. Mrs. Pots
You Mrs. Pots
Mrs. Pots what
You. Go dust mode. 'She turned to dust'

by mE CaVeMaNOOGABOOGA October 20, 2020

Posh Pot

Another word for posh twat

Mate look at yourself posh pot

by Beej September 23, 2020

Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018

Office Pot

The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.

"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"

by WeGotDemMaffs July 31, 2017

pleasure pot

The term used for those that have to rub one out in a secret “beat off spot” otherwise known as the pleasure pot. Not only is the pleasure pot a place to get your best thinking achieved, but the ability to get off without interruption is unmatched.

Her: Where’s Chuck going?
Him: To the pleasure pot.

Her: What’s that?
Him: To the bathroom to beat one off in hiding to achieve uninterrupted maximum pleasure. Not only can he get his best thinking done, but easy clean up job as well.

Her: Wow! Maybe I should start using the pleasure pot.

Him: Absolutely, Highly recommend! It’s a one stop shot!

by BTibbs July 20, 2023

Potted Cheeks

The act of taking mayonnaise and spreading it between a persons butt cheeks, then packing the remaining space between their ass cheeks with potted meat. Then slapping their ass and eating it out like a potted meat sandwich.

Jennifer ran to grab the mayonnaise when Eric suggested that potted cheeks sounded good for dinner.

by Etrained November 20, 2021

toughie pot

1. A strong toilet that can withold anything up to 5,000 lbs. It also can take anything anyone "drops off"; even White Castle. 2. A marijuana substance that gives someone the illusion of being very strong. 3. A strong person who will not take shit from anyone; nothing gets to them. 4. A metal bowl used for cooking that can withstand tough ingredients such as breaking screws into metal shavings and making gold shavings out of rough rocks.

EX 1: Toughie Pots were on sale today! I couldn't resist buying one since my toilet seat was demolished at that party I had last week.
EX 2: I had this toughie pot and I am ready to take on any mo*fo that comes at me! Bring it bitches!
EX 3: She can really be a toughie pot sometimes!
EX 4: Yesterday I used my toughie pot for the first time to make some bling out of my gold tooth that fell out, and it worked wonders!

by Shan Juan Nessa February 4, 2012