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Fuck Yo Couch

Its like disrespecting someones house. A persons couch is where they spend alot of of time.
"hey lets go chill at my pad"
"man, fuck yo couch, lets go to mine"
by couchmasta September 13, 2004
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Fuck Your Couch

The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.
Cynnamon: You are such a whore!

Mary: Well fuck your couch!

Cynnamon: .... What?
by Hanamizu February 5, 2009
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Alabama couch sex

Really great sex had on the couch in the great state of Alabama
After coming back from the beach Colin got some Alabama couch sex as thanks for the trip that weekend.
by cdawg3200 September 28, 2014
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funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.
Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
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Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.
Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"
by ThePotatard June 19, 2016
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Stone Couch Club

The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.
Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.

Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.

Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.
by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011
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Couch pussy nigga

A nigga who believes he's fucking you into tomorrow but you feel nothinge because he's either fucking the couch or just lame at laying pipe
Justin is lame in bed. He's such a couch pussy nigga.
by TheFairyQueen December 28, 2016
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