Riley(short)

smart , pretty, kind, an amazing best friend. you’d be lucky to have one in your life. although she’s short she makes the best out of it and is really funny.

riley(short) is the nicest girl ever

by anonymous stoopid September 14, 2019

Midnight Shorts

The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.

Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts

by Vexate February 17, 2020

Baden Shorts

A phrase referring to the shorts that someone wears that are clearly 2-3 sizes too small.

“Bro you’ve got those Baden Shorts on. I can see your moose knuckle.”

by welcometothecuckshed November 26, 2019

short kamikaze

The act of a midget front flipping into a woman's vagina to inflict as much pain as possible on contact.

I heard bill's mom gets a short kamikaze in the ass every night

by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016

grumpy shorts

Leg dressings that accommodate the sole purpose of pissing off the wearer.

Someone's sure got their grumpy shorts on today!

by Thrumper84 March 4, 2009

short and stout

When someone is built like Shrek.

Oh look Brandon is pretty short and stout.

by ImagineLosing May 5, 2022

Muffin Shorts

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.

Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.

by goddessorie February 10, 2009