almost-number

When you give out the wrong phone number by accident, often as a typo and only wrong by one digit.

bec: have you heard from cory yet?
emma: shit i think gave him my almost-number...gutted

cory: that bitch gave me the wrong number
kelly (cory's ghey friend): nah she mightve just given you her almost-number... its okghey...

by Becstar October 26, 2006

customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.

Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.

by Mark Cole April 9, 2008

Blowing Numbers

Being drunk or intoxicated

She's such a lightweight, after just 2 Jack n Coke's she was blowing numbers!

by Sgt. Lt. August 3, 2008

Butol number

The maximum distance you have ever been from another human being, in miles.

Even hiking alone in the woods, it's hard to get your butol number over 20. There are just too many people.

by antonym45 March 26, 2010

Myspace Number

Someone who is a selfish bitch that likes to rank friends only but doesn't want to be bother with the friends.

Messaging on myspace
Man 1: What's up friend
Man 2: No reply
Man 1: You're a myspace number

by AnthonyAhiga August 24, 2010

password number

The number of times you enter the wrong password before finally slowing down and meticulously typing it in, key by key, to finally log in.

Sporting a password number of 3, John carefully pecked in "watermelon" after accidentally typing in the incorrect passwords "watremelon", "wtaermelon" and "watermleon.

by J Fentastic January 7, 2011

rectal numbers

The term used when you have no choice but to pull numbers out of your ass.

Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.

by MikeBinIL November 15, 2010