Florida

The arsehole of America

“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”

by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022

Holopaw Florida

A small hole in the wall town near saint cloud Florida. Its main inhabitants are meth, heroin, cocaine, and mud addicts.

Man I stopped at the store in Holopaw Florida and this chick tried to sell me her kid for a new crack pipe and a case of beer.

by 22reed December 10, 2020

Florida

Aligator place

Holy roly poly eating guacamole! Is that an aligator? Are we in Florida?

by memeyshlimoloninie May 17, 2023

Florida jacuzzi

When a girl puts lemon juice and pop rocks in her mouth then gargles your balls.

Boy 1“Dude your mom gave me a Florida jacuzzi last night and man did it hurt”
Boy 2 “Bro that’s disgusting”
Boy 2”Did it feel good?”

by How it feels to gum 5 chews January 28, 2021

Florida Snow Monkey

When you fuck a monkey on the beach.

I gave chink the chimp a Florida Snow Monkey.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 May 15, 2023

florida pinata

N. When a person hides drugs inside their body
Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)

Yo dude, did you hear about Mark's party last night? He got a Florida pinata! Everyone was wasted!

by Dynamopa April 15, 2019

Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022