Fountain florida

Home of the Crack heads, meth heads, and pit heads.

Oh, youre a drug dealer. You must be from Fountain Florida.

by Pinky09181992 April 6, 2017

Florida Mudslide

A Florida Mudslide is anal where the partner has a dirty rectum or a swamp ass straight from the Florida bayou.

Chapo: That girl looked pretty hot last night did you bang?

Gareth: It all went so well at first but she had a Florida Mudslide thing going on.

by GBlaidd November 5, 2021

Florida truthing

Fans beliving Streamer GeorgeNotFound is in Florida finally visiting Dreamnap even though he is still in London beign a little lonely bean (with Tommy (the child) and other streamers, but he doesn't go out)

Person A: "George is in Florida, DNF is real"

Person B: "they are George in Florida truthing"

by I belive in general knowladge September 30, 2022

Florida Ashtray

a beer can that is used to ash a cigarette or cigar

Ah fuck, my cigar burnt my leg. Anyone got an empty beer can for a Florida ashtray?

by floridaman6969696969 April 3, 2024

Florida Lonnies

Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.

When all the Florida Lonnies went South our town became a pleasant place to live again!

by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020

florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."

by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022

Florida roastbeef sandwich

The act of giving oral to your heavily lipped female partner On a hot summers night after she has spent the full day running around.

Why does Victor look so mad? Dude, it cause Linda gave him a Florida roastbeef sandwich without him knowing

by Butt stuff November 21, 2019