by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024
Get the Nolan has dick cheese mug.A name for a unathletic, fat, lazy, rude, terrible, stinky, crusty, blonde,gay, lewd,and small penised man.
Henry: hey nolan, want to go on a run?
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
nolan: no
henry: want to go to a party
nolan:no
henry: then what do you want to do?
nolan: absolutely nothing, other than watch gay porn
by Notracistbro January 31, 2024
Get the Nolan mug."Sincerely, the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Nolan is the guy every girl would want to be with; he is the most genuine human being you could meet and is always wanting to strive to be a better person. He is sweet, caring, kind, and the utmost loyal man you will ever meet. He will love you with his entire being and call you cute names. Nolan is the definition of "fairytale." He is the most amazing human being a girl could ever ask for; and i am so so lucky to be able to call this man mine. to any girl who ever belongs to a Nolan; his heart is pure, protect it with your entire being.
I love you Nol.
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I love you Nol.
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by Octypod February 5, 2024
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a "Noman " is an absolute liar and exaggerator of a person . making suggestions far out of reach comments such as 'I've played semi-professional football' when really he has only played with his friends/colleagues after work.
In mind thinks he's Tyson fury for size and stature and could take anyone down however in reality this begs belief. In normal life a 3 legged blind turtle could take him down.
'Ive played there' 'when i did that ' ' when i played for altrincham fc...' all comment phrases used by a "noman"
a "Noman " is an absolute liar and exaggerator of a person . making suggestions far out of reach comments such as 'I've played semi-professional football' when really he has only played with his friends/colleagues after work.
In mind thinks he's Tyson fury for size and stature and could take anyone down however in reality this begs belief. In normal life a 3 legged blind turtle could take him down.
'Ive played there' 'when i did that ' ' when i played for altrincham fc...' all comment phrases used by a "noman"
-oh mate you didnt climb everest you just climbed that hill dont be such a "noman"
-You absolute "noman" youve got a headache not a brain tumor
-common you "noman" its a bruise not a fracture
-You absolute "noman" youve got a headache not a brain tumor
-common you "noman" its a bruise not a fracture
by Reginald Jobson July 4, 2024
Get the Noman mug.hes whiny. hes also very pale, pasty and has middle part and its concerning. hes chill so no beef (my friend likes you, Nolan.
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