hand-cheese

When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.

Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!

by theblacksheep February 22, 2009

Pufferfish hands

Easy way of saying raynauds syndrome

Mum! My pufferfish hands are acting up! Give me the gloves

by Pufferfish hand expert February 19, 2021

Hand Controller

A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.

"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"

by Nigaliga March 12, 2014

doll hands

A way of gesturing where your fingers all meet at their tips, while not touching anywhere else, making little finger-cones. Usually done with an inward motion towards ones chest or with the hand-claws meeting at the fingertips.

"Why does Lauren literally always talk with doll hands?"

"I don't know."

"...weird."

by hahahahalauren September 22, 2014

Jizzy hand

The mess that causes a man to feel freashy

Oh FFS I've got jizzy hand AGAIN...what a freashing mess

by The Trippy Queen June 1, 2010

boi hand

Where someone is doing something fucking weird and then you boi hand them and shout boi at the top of your voice. "Boi hand" Dedoid said. boi

*Someone says something stupid* *Boi hands them* " Boi hand" Dedoid said.

by Boi hand April 21, 2018

Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018