uber-mullet

A mullet on steroids. So long, it's ridiculous, and it's even more of a mistake than its baby, the mullet.

e.g. Billy Ray Cyrus had an uber-mullet.

by jazzrock March 15, 2007

Manhattan Mullet

The Manhattan Mullet is another name for the Brooklyn Blowout, or simply the Blowout. It is commonly worn by douchey wanna-be guidos and commonly found at the Jersey shore or New York City.

Tom: "Look at that guy's Manhattan mullet!"
Jane: "Yeah he's just letting everyone know he's a tool."

by ManhattanMulletKiller September 1, 2009

brazilion mullet

a shaved/waxed coochie, but still having a hairy butthole

I went down on that chick and found out she had a major brazilion mullet!

by taintripper January 1, 2012

Dirty Mullet

a female that has short nappy hair and for some strange reason puts in a weave to create a dirty mullet which is left on for days without showering.

"Wow, look at that girl over there with the Dirty Mullet, she had short hair last night."

by VNB March 22, 2005

wardrobe mullet

an outfit in which one part states "business" and the other screams "party". wardrobe mullets are more common in middle-aged women.

she's wearing a silk blouse with hot pants.what a wardrobe mullet!

by goompaw December 18, 2008

mullet

My choice of hairstyles.

I'm so sexy with my mullet.

by cmkrcs1 October 12, 2004

Mulletphobia

Fear of having a mullet attached to the back of your scalp.

The terrible things mulletphobia can do to the back of your head...

by steelman November 17, 2003