muff

an Individual perceived by others to be an extreme loser or idiot. Also pertains to a person who does something stupid.

"Way to drop the soap TBeeker, Yah muff!"

by Talon "Loosepack" Beek March 7, 2009

Muffalo

Any girl classified as a large or an extra large. e.g. a fat chick

Hey did you hook up with that Muffalo lastnight?

Let's go on a Muffalo hunt! (Cruise the bars for fat chicks)

by Zenasskickin September 17, 2005

muff

to smoke weed, can be used as a verb and a noun.

"That muff was so good I am so muffed up now."

by Lisa August 24, 2003

Muff

to give oral sex AKA muff divin

"its kinda like muff diving

by mike hunt- bmxboard March 9, 2005

muff

town/village in County Donegal, Ireland. One of the most northerly towns on the island of Ireland although it is in the south! c.f. political situation in Northern/Ireland. It is on a peninsula and belive it or not diving is popular!

You fellas goin divin in Muff this weekend?

by marcu December 28, 2005

Muff

Acronym for Mandatory Unwanted Fat Fuck.

Frank had a Muff that night he was drunk! Ha!

by Matt Prather April 9, 2006

muff

a muff is a Mandatory Ugly Fat Friend
all hot girls have a muff friend and the hotter the girl the bigger the muff shes with

damm that girl is sexy but ewwww look at her muff

dan.w rocks lol

by dan.j.washington January 24, 2009